Money
It can buy a houseBut not a homeIt can buy a clockBut not timeIt can buy you a positionBut it not respectIt can buy you a bedBut not sleepIt can buy you a bookBut not knowledgeIt can buy you medicinBut not healthIt can buy you bloodBut not lifeSo you see money isn't everythingAnd it often causes pain and sufferingI tell you this because I am your friendAnd as your friend I want toTake away your pain and suffering!!SoSend me all your moneyAnd i will suffer for you!Cash only please__________________